College football is just around the corner so what better way to prep for the season then to be filled with prime knowledge like this. No USC and UCLA aren’t on this list but maybe I will do it again next year when season 4 comes before their first year.

Illinois

“Well the Big ten and I are old friends that how we know so much about gritty football. *Wink *Wink. We’re competitive in the west every year actually *Wink *Wink. And our stadium is always full of our dedicated fans! *Wink *Wink

Indiana

Indiana has found it’s way into the super cool adult tour (The Big Ten) and still isn’t quite sure how to act yet.

Iowa

If today is your first day back to school, make sure you’re not caught talking in the hall when the bell already rang pic.twitter.com/QH5j7mEpqw

— I Think You Should Leave 💦🥩 (@ITYSL_memes) August 22, 2022

Does the TC Tugger come in other styles? Not Really? Does Iowa football come in other styles? not really. Kirk isn’t changing the formula neither is TC Tuggers.

Maryland

Maryland is new to playing in the Big Ten and doesn’t know what any of this shit is and is scared. But it’s ok. Not everyone knows how. Football isn’t the only thing.

Michigan

In all honesty I only picked this one because I think it would be funniest to bring out the pointer brothers at halftime in the big house. The Game would become extra special if the Pointer Brothers had to point at all 100,000 fans.

Michigan St

Michigan State payed it forward in 2021 with a great season fooling everyone in to thinking Mel Tucker is the next great thing. Just to get back in the drive through line in 2022 and show it was all scam.

Minnesota

Fuck it, here's the entire pig mask sketch from I Think You Should Leave pic.twitter.com/PXEQMMxTTk

— 🌿Em🌿 (@drowsypal) June 5, 2023

The Darmine Doggy door must be the answer for why Minnesota hasn’t had any pigs (the Floyd of Rosedale) coming through their door recently

Nebraska

“It was 1982. I was 48. you were 9 months” is often the first thing that comes out of a Nebraska fans mouth when talking about “recent” accomplishments.

Northwestern

good luck getting him to talk
📺 I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson: Season 3 pic.twitter.com/jQ1lJMk55A

— Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) June 9, 2023

What are you doing? What are you doing? What is that ? What are you doing? I wanna now! What is that? IT’S NORTHWESTERN FOOTBALL!

Ohio State

Michigan all of sudden starts beating Ohio State again after Ryan Day takes over and we’re all trying to find the guy responsible for this!

Penn State

Has this every happened to you? You finally get your program back into national relevance, but you have to play these same two guys twice a year every year. And they just keep coming over to your house and keep taking turns taking big mud pies all over your stadium? And that if it weren’t for these two teams you would be in the playoff every year because your still a top 10-15 program every year??????

Purdue

Purdue got a fun new hat (B10 west title) last year, yet still found a way to get made fun of somehow?

Rutgers

Rutgers we all love you, but I’m starting to think you’re just here for the zipline (TV Contracts).

Wisconsin

Wisconsin has a new coach. A new looking offense. It’s too late. They’re awake now.