Thanksgiving is the perfect holiday. Football all day. Food all day. It’s everything an average American can ask for. Here are my predictions for Turkey day.

Disclaimer: I’m not an expert. I’m just a fan who likes to watch football and gamble on games. No one is actually good at this. Bet responsibly.

Lions +9

Don’t look now but the Lions are starting to figure things out. 3 wins in a row for Detroit has felt impossible lately, but in 2022 it has become reality. It’s going to take a lot for the Lions to make it 4 in a row versus the Bills, but a nine-point spread is too big. The Lions have an underappreciated offense that can score big numbers which makes it hard to blow them out. The Bills are also on an extended road trip after spending the last week in Detroit due to a historic snow storm moved their game to Ford Field last week.

Cowboys -9

I’m not really a believer in the Giants at the moment, and I’m sorta a believer in the Cowboys so I have to take Dallas right? It just feels like the Giants have been plateauing while the Cowboys are getting better week to week. I’m not confident, but it’s what I’m I think is right.

Patriots +3

I’m simply not convinced by the Vikings. Non- Fraud teams don’t get blown out by 40 at home. I think this is begging of real-time for the Vikings. When the lights are brightest Kirk Cousins always crumbles. This feels like a spot where the Vikings could get outcoached by Belichick.

Mississippi State +2

Lane is checkout and already drawing up plays for Auburn’s home opener. I don’t care what he says on Twitter. He knows his time at Ole Miss is over. On the other side of the ball is a talented Mississippi State team that is seeking revenge from last year. Trouble is brewing for the Rebeles.